Friday, January 22, 2010

I'm just sayin'

I went to Wal-Mart with the bubs this morning. As expected, kids don't always pay attention. One of the Bub's turned a corner without looking and caught a rather nasty look from a man who mumbled something under his breath as he was turning the corner too. I have been told that I have a short temper, and I don't play well with others when it comes to my children. One reason we home school, is that it is a felony to hit a teacher in most states. Anyhow, this man clearly doesn't know that I am the guy who gets arrested at Disney because you bumped into my kid. Seriously, you can do just about anything to me and I would willingly turn the other cheek, but what kind of buffoon thinks for even a second they can be rude to your children? After I pointed out to Bub that he needed to be careful because some people are so busy talking to themselves that they lack the skills necessary to drive a grocery cart, the gentleman quickly replied pardon me. I'm just sayin'.


8 comments:

Brandi said...

Yes dear, you have to be pretty hardcore to get the 'mouse police' to come after you. :P

{Kimber} said...

I'm pretty sure buffoon can be found at thepeopleofwalmart.com
d-bag!

Kari @ p.s. love.love. said...

That's my kind of shopping style. Seriously, at Wal Mart you need it!

brian said...

Right on!

Rachel said...

Anyone else notice that this is the FOURTH Walmart mention in our little bloggy circle this week? There's a scary theme going on here.

And definitely... DEFINITELY, do not mess with someone's kids. I mean, don't even mess with someone ELSE'S kids around me. Yeah, cuz I'm such a baddie - you'll be sorry when the deaf chick chews you out, LOL.

(Oh my Lord, I just cracked myself up... now THAT would be a great scene for Walmart!)

Workforced said...

"Now son, I've told you about not using voodoo in public. Put down the Ashanti wand and let the man pass."

But I like your way too.

Don Joe

www.workforced.com baby!

Mr. Daddy said...

when turning the other cheek doesn't work, kicking them in the other cheeks seems to always get their attention....Just saying!!!!

Foursons said...

Ummm...I think there is a TST post in the makings. Getting arrested by a mouse? Come on, do tell!