Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dear Brandi....

B-

I know you have been feeling terrible and I am sorry. However, your children are driving me crazy. I think they are waiting until I sit down to ask for something. Yep, that's what they are doing, it's a conspiracy. I get something for Bubba and as soon as my rear end hits the seat Lil' Bub wants something. I am barely able to keep the house clean, and I fed Baby Bub iced animal crackers for lunch today because I had to choose between making 3 different lunches or doing dishes and folding laundry. I can't get them to be quiet for more than 3 or 4 seconds and I'm afraid you are going to hurt me if they disturb you again. Remember that I love you very much, and if you do come out of the bedroom with the intention of hurting anyone, keep in mind that I am the one with the job.


9 comments:

He & Me + 3 said...

I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you. I hope Brandi is feeling better soon. Poor thing. You too of course.

Kari said...

These are great! Pregnancy through the eyes of the husband! I'm sure all the hubbies out there feel your pain. Go easy on the love of your life. Seriously - she may hurt you - doesn't matter if you're the one with the job. She's pregnant and not thinking rationally!

Kate said...

I feel bad that this made me laugh. All the best to you both!

Kate xx

Foursons said...

Oh Daddy Bub. Poor, poor Daddy Bub. Maybe you should hire a maid and then not only will you have less work, but then Brandi may not completely lose her mind once the baby arrives!

{Kimber} said...

you poor man...at least after Bubette comes you will have a complete new appreciation for your fabulous wifey :)
hoping she starts feeling better soon {for the both of you}

Kmama said...

Oh my goodness. I can't stop smiling. This definitely made my night. Sorry that I got my entertainment based on your misery.

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

Ah, yes. I have to say that I am cracking up over here! My husband stayed home with our first born for 9 weeks. He says that it was the hardest job he has ever had... and, I think I still had to do the laundry. He kept "forgetting." WHATEVER! ;0)

Mrs. NB

Mr. Daddy said...

*snicker* Sorry dude, and people give me grief because there is not another little one in my future...LOL

Lottsa luck...

brian said...

Dude, I feel your pain. All my kids do is follow behind me and mess up whatever I just cleaned up. And it was their mess in the first place.