There could never be a more BEAUTIFUL you!!!

Lately a beautiful woman I know has been feeling a bit less than herself. She see's people stare in disbelief and long gazes from across the beach, and thinks to herself "I must be huge". She doesn't get that these people are all wishing that they, or their spouse had looked that good when they were nearing 7 months pregnant. If you know a woman like this, please tell her how pretty she is. If you don't know a woman like this, tell mine.

I didn't fall off the face of the planet!!

I am still alive, if any of you were wondering. Brandi did not kill me and hide my body in the walls. Thanks in large part to the big protective dog you see below. She has been pretty grumpy as of late (not the dog, Brandi).



I finally got a chance to sit down at my computer for five minutes. I wanted to thank you all for not un-following me while I have been away. I wanted to post a couple pictures of Heidi, and find out if anyone out there feeds a "RAW" diet? I am looking for feed back and info. I recently switched to the BARF (Bones And Raw Food) diet. I would like to know what you feed your dog.




I have also convinced Brandi it is a good idea to breed Heidi. I am really excited about having a litter of puppies and getting the boys involved in taking care of them.

Call me Sir Sav-A-Lot

Look what I got for $20.00 bucks! Our old one was was on the fritz and I have already repaired it more than once. I even took it for a test run when we got home, it works great. An added bonus is that it doesn't smell like stinky boy every time you turn it on. Brandi was less than thrilled, but since she doesn't know how to use the vacuum anyway I guess it doesn't really matter what she thinks. She got a new camera and I got a used vacuum. Lucky me!!!

I said *&*@#$^%@#$%

Ready for things to get back to normal before I hurt someone. When I finally snap it could be a helpless stranger that gets it. I feel like all the good has been sucked out of me since Brandi has been M.I.A., all that's left is the guy I was before she picked up the broken pieces and mended me.
I'm tired of being angry, I want my good half back!!!!

I like Kick Buttowski

I am just beginning to recover from last weekend. I want to make it clear, I will do whatever it takes to make life easy when Brandi is not here. I WILL order 3 pizzas and feed the left overs to the bubs for breakfast. I will buy more happy meals than we need (and feed the extras to the bubs at a later time to avoid another trip out). I will wake the bubs up at 5am and put them on the living room floor to watch Kick Buttowski in an effort to make sure they are tired and go to bed early. I have to take care of ME. You wouldn't want me to get run down and catch the "Man Flu," now would you? I hope everyone had a good laugh at my expense.... Seriously, though, thanks for all your prayers and thoughts last weekend.

P.S. If Mommies panties weren't in a wad, the bubs wouldn't be asking her if they need steam pressing!!!